I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
