Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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