That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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