All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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