i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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