His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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