I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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