i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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