Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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