Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Walk of Shame today included voting.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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