yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Randomize
