Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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