remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
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