too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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