What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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