i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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