we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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