Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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