She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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