she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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