Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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