You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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