It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
