They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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