is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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