xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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