It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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