how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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