The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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