i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
My balls are so social today.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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