Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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