is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
My life is pants optional.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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