NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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