can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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