I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize
