his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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