Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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