I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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