Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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