He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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