is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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