she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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