We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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