u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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