My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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