i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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