Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
did i just pee glitter
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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