You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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