Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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