talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
