Don't you send me to vm
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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